Here's Daisy, the half-golden retriever/half-dachshund (golden weiner). She enjoys staying freakishly clean, standing up like a meerkat and everybody:
Here's Frosty, the deaf miniature dachshund. He enjoys grunting like a pig, peeing when you pick him up and sleeping 23 hours a day.
And here's Moe. Moe is a mutt from Texas. I did a DNA test on him and he is part dachshund (of course), part cocker spaniel, part corgi, part shetland sheepdog and part Jack Russell terrier!!! Also, he loves nothing in the world more than Daisy.
For more pics of Daisy and Frosty, go to www.instagram.com/daisyfrostyandmoe and also check out Human Mike's Instagram page
To hear Mike's joke about Daisy, Frosty and Moe check out the video below. Sorry, I didn't mention Moe! He's the new guy and I'm just letting him settle in before I roast him!